Robin McLean

What Fish Obits editors do at night....

DISPATCH SUNDERLAND/ CAPTAIN DJ WELLMAN REPORTING VIA MORSE CODE SINCE ZOMBIES CUT SATELLITE LINK/ RADIOS ALSO DOWN/ WE ARE ENCAMPED IN SWAMPLAND NEAR MIKE'S MAZE/ MONITORING ZOMBIE HORDE ON RIVER BANK AT WARNERVILLE/ THE TOWN IS DESTROYED/ ZOMBIES FEASTING IN GRAVEYARD/ TOWN DUMP/ FARMS / HOMESTEADS/ EXTREMELY HIDEOUS AGGRESSIVE SLATHERING VERY HUNGRY/ LARGER SWARMS ARRIVING NIGHTLY FROM POINTS NORTH ALONG EAST SIDE OF CONNECTICUT/ HAVE TAKEN ALL RESIDENTS IN THEIR PATH/ HORRIBLE CARNAGE/ SCIENTISTS SENT OUT WITH SIRUM HAVE ONLY ADDED TO THEIR NUMBER/ APPEAR TO BE BUILDING BRIDGE OF THE DEAD/ MUST PREVENT A CROSSING FOR AGGRESSION WESTWARD/ WE MUST HAVE NIGHT PATROL/ REPEAT/ MUST HAVE MIGHT PATROL/ TRANSPORTS READIED FOR NIGHT MISSION AT 19.00 TONIGHT/ SEND BEST SHARP SHOOTERS ONLY/ SEND BRAVEST ONLY/ SEND THOSE WHO CARE FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR WORLD / CPT JD WELLMAN

ZOMBIE OBIT #1

If no one likes you who
comes to the funeral?
What types of flowers
are most
appropriate?

So much death.
So many ingested.
Does it require
a multiple obit?
To be fair?
To represent all the
dead inside you?

RIP


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Robin McLean also blogs at Mike's Maze.